BOJO’S SILENCED BY A SPACE MAN

EUROVISION I: Boris Johnson was lost for words last week in a radio inteview with lBC presenter Nick Ferrari. ‘Are you looking forward to Space Man this weekend?’ Ferrari asked. Cue a two-second silence until Ferrari followed up: ‘Should we vote for Sam Ryder or Ukraine?’ ‘Oh, Sorry’ Boris replied, ‘you’re talking about the eurovision Song Contest . . .

honestly, Nick!’ Diplomatically, the PM said he wouldn’t advise people which way to vote and admitted: ‘As you’ve detected by your question, i haven’t listened to any of the songs.’

EUROVISION II: ‘i’m wearing the Spanish outfit right now, how embarrassing,’ tweeted labour MP Jess Phillips on Saturday night after singer Chanel raised temperatures with her raunchy bodysuit (left). ‘Me too,’ replied her colleague and MP for Rhondda, Chris Bryant.