Wordy Wise

LITHE SPIRIT — agile ghost. Dave Cullen, Leeds.

NOTFLIX — Meghan’s tV series has been cancelled.

Antony Dean, Keighley, W. Yorks.

HOME TO ROAST — after church on Sunday.

Mrs Valerie Ashton, London N14.

MELONCHOLY — realisation that there is nothing to accompany the Parma ham.

Alan Poulton, Wimborne, Dorset.

TEN BIN BOWLING — refuse collector’s hobby.

J. Partridge, Stamford, Lincs.

RWANDERLUST — strong desire to be flown to East africa.

V. Hefter, Richmond, Surrey.

One-line Philosophers

n a clEar conscience makes a soft pillow. Chuck Welch, Houston, Texas.

n I DO like DIY, but I think drilling is boring. Andrew Parton, Widnes, Cheshire.