Straight to the POINT

THE nominees are Johnny Depp, Amber Heard, Rebekah Vardy and Coleen Rooney. And the Oscar goes to . . . JOHN CAESAR, Unstone, Derbys.

WHY does a footballer’s wife need an agent? BRIAN CHRISTLEY, Abergele, Conwy.

BANK of England governor Andrew Bailey has told us to expect apocalyptic food prices (Mail). Our opportunistic retailers will be sure not to disappoint him. TERRY FITZGERALD, Cheltenham, Glos.

AT NEXT year’s Eurovision contest, cut out the irrelevant songs and go straight to the voting. REX BOURNE, Leiston, Suffolk.

IF you can’t get a doctor’s appointment just phone This Morning. There are always plenty of doctors happy to appear on TV. BILLY MCKENZIE, via email. THE spiralling cost of wheat shows why we must stop concreting over our farmland. MICK BRIDGSTOCK, Rushden, Northants.

COULD someone please tell Prince Harry that his children are not kids. NICOLA MATHIAS, Lutterworth, Leics.

LATEST plot twist: Doctor Who is defeated when he is unable to explain to the Daleks the workings of the Northern Ireland Protocol. JOHN WHAPSHOTT, Westbury, Wilts.

I’M AMUSED that leaflets advertising stairlifts have been delivered to my estate of bungalows. PAUL KELLY, Littlehampton, W. Sussex.

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