At home with the Girl Dad

It hAs been reported that harry and Meghan have let cameras into their home to film everyday life Chez sussex. Reality tV, here they come! But it was only ever going to be a matter of time. I’m looking forward to the episode where harry creeps around in his Girl Dad t-shirt and polishes Meghan’s jewellery with Goop products before he goes to bed at 3am, only to get up two hours later to peel the papayas for her breakfast and unroll her yoga mat.

It was four years ago this week that the couple got married, can you believe it? Four years since that glorious day and four years since all that public affection was tossed aside in their bid for glory and Netflix deals.

their new paymasters want the intimate series to be ready this year, no doubt to cash in on the release of harry’s potentially explosive memoir.

What on earth can the pair of them say about the Royal Family that they have not already said? No doubt they will think of something suitably damaging.

For what else are the sussexes going to do? Being associated with royalty is all they’ve got. By U.s. celebrity standards, they are distinctly second division.

Little wonder that Netflix has axed 40-year-old Meghan’s animated series Pearl, while interest in harry’s Invictus Games documentaries appears to be limited to a minority audience.

What happens after this? surely after ladling scandal from the royal life they purported to hate so much, the punch bowl is finally empty? We’ll see.