AN ODE TO THE FOLLY OF WAGATHA

REBEKAH Vardy and Coleen Rooney’s Wagatha saga gripped the nation — as we watched through our fingers. My favourite comment comes from the great poet Pam Ayres:

Who will it be then, the Wagatha Queen?

Rebekah, d’you reckon, or maybe Coleen? Who’ll be the winner, and who will have lost? What of a friendship now covered in frost? the doors of the courtroom are shut with a clank, And the lawyers they laugh all the way to the bank.