Smugness course

I CAN offer a helpful solution to the interminable Partygate and Beergate debacle. Speeding offences are a serious matter but first-time offenders are offered a speed awareness course for a fee, without a fine, points or criminal endorsement.

Partygate and Beergate naughties

should have to attend a smugness/arrogance awareness course. They would have to show they can differentiate between Hooray Henrys on the sauce and a Covid-compliant group of sensible, respectful office wallahs.

Wrists slapped, fees paid, consciences pricked and all home in time for tea.

ROGER HUGH, St Cleer,

Cornwall.