Wordy Wise

MOUNTIEBANK — Canadian police’s financial institution.

Mrs Sylvia Dugard, Witney, Oxon.

NO PEACH FOR THE WICKED —

those who don’t behave don’t get any fruit.

Dave Cullen, Leeds.

WHO BARES WINS — how a new TV show can do well in the ratings.

Mrs Valerie Ashton, London N14.

POTTY CASH — an old chamber pot containing loose change.

A. Dean, Keighley, W. Yorks.

TYPOCHONDRIAC — big wobbly thrown at even a tiny error.

Philip Turner, Stockport.