Wordy Wise

IT’S ALL LIGHT WITH ME — lighthouse keeper reflects on his vocation.

LOVE IS JUST AROUND THE CORNEA — attracted by baby blue eyes.

LITTLE WHITE PIES — Bake off loser.

FINE AND SANDY — the ideal beach.

THE WHIFFENPOO SONG — farmer sings while feeding pigs.

DID YOUR MOTHER COME FROM ICELAND? — I can’t break the ice with her.

Antony Dean, Keighley, West Yorks.