So who are the real victims in the Sussexes’ poisonous royal soap opera?

YOU are either in or you are out, the Queen once said. She was famously referring to Megxit and the flight of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex from the deprivations of royal privilege to the golden pastures of a new life in America.

There, they would escape stuffy protocol and be able to monetise their royal connections — free at last to make all the empowering podcasts they wanted.

So why, almost three years later, is everything so very much worse instead of being so much better?

Relations have not improved between the Sussexes and the rest of the royals in the postQueen world. It was clear that there was no forgiveness and healing for the warring factions as they gathered for the funeral of the Queen last week.

For William and Harry there was no brotherly bonding over shared grief. For their wives there was only icy demeanour and averted gazes — the two women couldn’t even bear to look at each other. Warmth was noticeable by its absence. Condolences came there none.

That is why a hard winter is coming for this royally splintered family. A permafrost has settled across the House of Windsor and a melt point seems impossible, given the storms to come.

First there will be the publication of the Duke of Sussex’s autobiography. Publishing insiders reveal that potential titles include My So-Called Life, The Twits, The Adventures of Dennis The Menace & Minnie The Minx and, of course, The Secret Diary of Prince Harry, Age 13 And ¾.

oh, come on. Harry’s got half an A-level in art and a master’s degree in grievance and self-pity, so we can take an informed guess at what the book might contain. Will it be a petulant explosion of ginge-tinged revenge on everyone who has ever crossed him — or a thoughtful essay on how power corrupts, and royal power corrupts absolutely because it is touched by divinity, an absurd construct in a modern age with no place for institutional deference? No prizes for guessing. Yet at least Harry’s freshly minted words will now be viewed through the prism of another book, one which puts the Sussexes’ story into a different perspective.

In Courtiers: The Hidden Power Behind The Crown, author Valentine Low claims to expose what really went on behind the scenes during their brief tenure as working royals.

He writes, for example, that Samantha Cohen, the couple’s private secretary, was ‘screamed at’ during working hours. That the couple were so difficult to deal with that it was ‘like working for a couple of teenagers’. That staff were bullied, frequently left in tears, and that they privately described Meghan as a ‘narcissistic sociopath’.

Mr Low’s book posits the theory that Meghan wanted out of the

Royal Family as soon as she realised the obligation to public service overruled everything — then wasted no time in building a victimhood narrative to smooth her passage home to America.

That certainly has the ring of truth about it — in fact, it’s the only speculation in this whole, crazy mess that makes sense.

And it is noticeable that instead of the usual flurry of aggrieved denials and threats from Harry and Meghan over these allegations, there has been nothing.

No reaction. No comment. Nada. The silence from Montecito has been deafening.

This is not like the Sussexes, always so quick to prickle at the slightest slight. Last November, Meghan’s lawyer Jenny Afia even appeared in the BBC documentary The Princes And The Press, addressing the persistent claims that Meghan had bullied staff.

‘This narrative that no one could work for the Duchess of Sussex, that she was too difficult or demanding a boss and that everyone had to leave, is just not true,’ she said airily.

AS To the ‘overall allegation that the Duchess of Sussex is guilty of bullying’? ‘Absolutely not,’ said Afia. It seemed extraordinary at the time. The kind of behaviour you’d expect from a greasy showbiz publicist defending a wayward client. or perhaps Sharon osbourne stepping in front of the cameras to claim the narrative that ozzy bit the head off a bat on

stage was just not true. The overall allegation that he was guilty of bat-munching? Absolutely not.

Yet ozzy did bite the bat. We all know that. Did Meghan bite the bullet when it came to chastising staff? Recollections may vary.

Now we have the account from Palace staff, who have finally told their stories and had their truth heard after these years of suppression and denial.

Almost from day one, there were rumours that, behind the scenes, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex were not quite the bountiful charmers, the charitable do-gooders, they liked to portray in public.

Behind the dazzling smiles and the busy, busy dispensation of charity and regal bonhomie, it was suggested that something more unpleasant was bubbling beneath the surface. Now we can hear the untold side of the story.

And it is terribly important for all of us to know it. Not least because every time someone dares to raise a batsqueak of criticism against the Duchess, their certain fate is to be accused of racism. I have been called racist, the Royal Family have been called racist, the British media have been called racist, the whole country has been called racist.

And there are times, three years on, when the racist narrative even feels as if it has gone beyond the thorny clamour around Meghan and Harry into a barbed culture war between America and Britain. And all over what? A couple of spoiled royals who did not get their own way and decided to make everyone pay.

It would be so lovely, and an honour to the Queen’s memory, if all parties could now say: Mistakes were made, let’s move on.

But I suspect that is the last thing Harry has got planned for his next chapter.