Straight to the POINT

n CRISPIN ODEY may have made £220million but he can’t tie his shoelaces. ALAN CHURCH, Ely, Cambs. n IF ARMED men turned up at my door in Yorkshire, I’d have voted to join Russia too.

DENNIS FISHER, Leeds. ÷ THERESA MAY said there was ‘no magic money tree’. There seems to be a forest of them now. LAWRIE WOODYER,

Batley, W. Yorks. n THE IMF and the BBC in full cry. Liz Truss must be getting something right. MAURICE HAWKINS, Ballycarry, Co Antrim. n LET’S just use Indian rupees instead of pounds.

SAMUEL FAROOQ, London SW17. ÷ STURGEONOMICS (Mail) is the art of presiding over an incompetent assemblage of sycophants whilst dragging the country down.

BRYAN WRIGHT, Greenock, Renfrewshire.