GO ALL OUT for ANTIGUA
Welcome to the island’s most expensive resort, with its own yacht and nesting turtles. You’ll never forget it . . .
Here’s an alternative catchphrase to sum up Jumby Bay: ‘All-inclusive — and allexclusive’, rather than ‘a private island paradise’, as it currently describes itself. The all-inclusive bit is self-explanatory and an absolute joy: no signing endless little chits every time you order another rum punch, or agonising over what tip to add. No trying to remember your room number — or even your name.
The all-exclusive part isn’t too shabby, either. For starters, getting there is ultraexclusive. From Antigua’s airport, it’s a five-minute drive in a luxury car to a snazzy private dock, then a seven-minute ride aboard the resort’s yacht.
On arrival, a glass of something or other and cool towel is offered, followed by a gentle buggy ride to your suite or villa (no mere rooms here), where you are given a detailed ‘orientation’. Then it’s up to you how you spend your days.
‘I’ve been here a week and hardly seen a soul,’ a guest tells me while we wait for a massage at the spa. ‘Do you come here often?’ I ask. ‘As often as I can, but did you know it’s meant to be the most expensive hotel in the world? I’m told the average spend per night is £2,500.’
It’s certainly the most expensive in Antigua. And it appeals especially to those who like to be in the Caribbean without necessarily experiencing much of the Caribbean beyond the weather, swaying palm trees and pristine beaches.
You won’t bump into any locals (except for the delightful staff); and there’s no rasta bar selling cheap red stripe lager — although there’s a shuttle boat back and forth to mainland Antigua. Then allow 40 minutes or so in a taxi down to english Harbour.
At sunset, instead, a waiter is stationed in the water with a table in front of him, from where he pours chilled rosé; a DJ stands near by with his computers and speakers to produce electrified versions of reggae favourites.
AT THe other end of the resort, a pro is waiting to hit a few balls on the immaculate tennis court, while in the distance new arrivals are pedalling gently around the 300-acre island on bikes.
There are no cars on Jumby. Your bike awaits outside your suite — or you can be ferried around in a buggy. It’s all terrifically safe, hence its popularity with families, albeit those for whom the cost-of-living crisis isn’t really a crisis at all.
since 2017, Jumby Bay has been part of the German Oetker Collection (Hotel du Cap-edenroc in the south of France, Le Bristol in Paris, The Lanesborough in London, et al) and it’s outrageously opulent.
Most villas have their own pools (and not just plunge pools), outdoor baths and showers, complimentary mini-bars, fourposters and sumptuous bedlinen.
In addition to the 40 suites and villas, there are 21 private homes, some of which can be rented — Oprah Winfrey is reportedly one such home-owner.
Go for a private house sleeping ten for a week and you’re looking at about £24,000 a night. It’s fully staffed, of course, but you can also wander along to one of the three restaurants, including a fine dining affair in The estate House.
The whole island is immaculate. Pasture Beach on the north coast is where you’ll spot turtles. swim here and you’ll run out of superlatives to describe the experience.
But the genius of Jumby Bay is that the atmosphere remains laidback. Dress up for dinner or go with un-smart casual, no one is bothered. It’s the readjusting to the real world after a few days here that is the tough challenge — and not just because your wallet will have received such a bashing.
TRAVEL FACTS
ELEGANT RESORTS offers seven nights in a Junior Suite at Jumby Bay on an all-inclusive basis from £8,685 per person, including economy British Airways flights from Heathrow, return private car transfers and shared boat transfers. Valid from May 8 to June 23, 2023. Suites start at about £1,579 if not part of a package. Visit Elegant Resorts (elegantresorts. co.uk) or call 01244 897294.