QUOTES OF THE DAY

“I’m 110,000th in line to the throne. So in about 800 years, they’ll dig me up and I’ll be king of England. It is fascinating all that. It’s mental, it’s insane. If Donald Trump can be president, why can’t I be king?”

– EastEnders star Danny Dyer.

To be honest, dinner conversations were the worst bit about being a child and listening to the boring people around me” – the Duke of Sussex.

“Let’s not give up on sanity”

– Prisons minister Rory Stewart.

“This has been a week of deep division, and reconciliation will be something that must become central to our future in this country. I hold firm to the belief that we can create a society where mutual flourishing is possible, disagreeing well is central and respecting the difference is paramount”

– The Archbishop of Canterbury, the

Most Rev Justin Welby.

“You train for like 12 hours a day, everything hurts, you’re in bits, you don’t know the routine, you’re driving yourself loopy, it’s a hard gig but it’s so worthwhile”

– Stacey Dooley, on being a contestant in Strictly Come Dancing.

“My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrinkwrapped” – Comedian Tim Vine.

“I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person”

– Comedienne Jo Brand.