I HAD THE POSTURE POLICE ON MY BACK

Punishment takes many forms. Meet Upright Go (£75, uprightgo.com), a device that sits on your back and gives you a gentle buzz every time you slouch. This isn’t an act of self-flagellation (it’s only a gentle vibration), but that doesn’t make it any less annoying. Once calibrated to your upright position using the accompanying app, you’ll be under a 15-day training plan. It works, sure… but if this is human conditioning, where are all the snacks that Pavlov’s dogs promised us? Natalya Paul, Social Media Editor