The quirky quadruped Tacx Neo Bike Smart

From certain angles, the Tacx bike’s four legs and tapering neck make it look like some sort of robotic attack mammal. Relax, puny human, it’s just an exercise bike… but a mighty clever one, with virtual gearshifts, feedback on your pedalling technique, Bluetooth and ANT+ connectivity, and a 4.5in display. It’ll even simulate the feel of different road surfaces, while twin fans blast fresh air at your pathetically grimacing face. €2599 / tacx.com