SQUEAKEE INTERACTIVE BALLOON DOG

If a dog is for life and not just for Christmas, this might be one to palm off on someone else’s little terror: Squeakee is the farting, peeing, interactive balloon-like pup their parents have been dreading. It responds to touch, sits, rolls over and begs if you squeak its ball, mercifully collapsing with a prick from the giant push-pin.

£48 / smythstoys.com