AUDI ELECTRIC KICK SCOOTER

Riding an electric scooter on UK roads might still be a crime (for now), but that hasn’t stopped us drawing up a wishlist for when the law gets changed. Whizzing its way to the top is this two-wheeler from Audi, which, thanks to a little help from Segway, can hit a top speed of 12mph and keep going for up to 40 miles before its 551Wh lithium battery needs recharging – not much compared to one of its electric cars, but impressive for a scooter. It also comes with regenerative brakes, LED lights (but not indicators, of course) and a full-colour dash, which should make you the envy of the neighbourhood. Pick one up now and stick it in your shed until you’re allowed to tear up the street like Bart Simpson. €999 / audishop.ie