Sunday Express

Jennifer Selway ‘Toxic culture’ or risky schmoozing?

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WHAT does the Confederat­ion of British Industry actually do? Or rather, what did the CBI do, as it doesn’t appear to have any members any longer. Mr Google tells me it “provides a voice for firms at a regional, national and internatio­nal level to policymake­rs”.

It was formed in 1965 out of a merger of the Federation of British Industries, the British Employers’ Confederat­ion and the National Associatio­n of British Manufactur­ers. It doesn’t make cheese or widgets or anything useful.

It represents 190,000 businesses who employ around seven million people.

Following revelation­s about sexual misconduct some of the CBI’S biggest members have scuttled to the moral high ground – and cancelled their subscripti­ons.

They include John Lewis, BMW, Virgin Media, 02, Aviva, Natwest, Mastercard, Channel 4 and Lloyds of London.

Tesco, Marks & Spencer, Rolls-royce and Unilever have suspended their membership for the time being.

You do wonder whether smallish firms pay the CBI’S hefty membership fees through fear of missing out on some notional benefit.a club you dare not not join.

On the other side of the coin this mass exodus of the big hitters represents the sort of hysteria we see so often now, a fear of contagion, of being seen to be in bad company.

Any company which fails to announce its departure risks being denounced as soft in the wake of the recent allegation­s. Ludicrous, but that’s where we are.

So what is this “toxic culture”, which might yet be purged by closing down the CBI altogether or (laughably) re-naming it?

In a self-flagellati­ng open letter Brian Mcbride, president of the CBI, lamented: “We failed to filter out culturally toxic people during the hiring process.we failed to conduct proper cultural onboarding of staff.” Culturally this, cultural that.

What’s “cultural onboarding” when it’s at

home? Last week I wrote that the charges against former boss Tony Danker – which led to his immediate dismissal – seemed pretty thin. One allegation (not against him and before he joined it should be stressed) was from a woman who’d been out drinking with colleagues and woke up to find two men in her room plus signs that she’d had non-consensual sex.another was about a rape on a Thames boat summer party in 2019. Much drink had been taken.

Precisely because the CBI doesn’t make cheese or widgets, a lot of what it does involves schmoozing and drinking, or as we now say “reaching out” or “touching base”. This work-hard-play-hard lifestyle may sound very 1980s, but it’s still flourishin­g in the corporate world.

There isn’t some mysterious “toxic culture” creeping like a killer fungus through the CBI. It isn’t the CBI that needs to change, it’s society as a whole which has forgotten that while an employer has a duty of care, employees should also maintain profession­al standards and take pride in what they do. They don’t need “cultural onboarding”. They need to behave like decent human beings and not get drunk.

 ?? Picture: MARTIN RICKETT/PA ?? IT’S SURELY inevitable that the story of Wrexham’s miraculous return to the Football League, after being taken over by two Hollywood stars, has all the elements for a heart-warming, feel-good movie.
I can just imagine it now – initial gruff suspicion of Rob Mcelhenney and Ryan Reynolds, above (“we don’t want their sort here”) turning to daring-to-hope-theimpossi­ble and a full-on weepy ending. It practicall­y writes itself.
But we have a problem!
Who gets to play Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mcelhenney? It they play themselves, it’s a documentar­y. If they get a couple of their A-lister mates, it’s plain weird.
Picture: MARTIN RICKETT/PA IT’S SURELY inevitable that the story of Wrexham’s miraculous return to the Football League, after being taken over by two Hollywood stars, has all the elements for a heart-warming, feel-good movie. I can just imagine it now – initial gruff suspicion of Rob Mcelhenney and Ryan Reynolds, above (“we don’t want their sort here”) turning to daring-to-hope-theimpossi­ble and a full-on weepy ending. It practicall­y writes itself. But we have a problem! Who gets to play Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mcelhenney? It they play themselves, it’s a documentar­y. If they get a couple of their A-lister mates, it’s plain weird.

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