UK’S Strongest Man 2022

7pm, Channel 5

Isn’t this extraordinary? It’s Paul Smith, the champion strongman from Sheffield (i.e. not the Paul Smith who sells boxers for £27 a pop), lifting a jolly big stone and putting it on top of a barrel. Sadly, in the next round he has three unsuccessful attempts at unscrewing the encrusted lid from a jar of Marmite.