Tuesday The Great Celebrity Bake Off For Stand Up To Cancer, 8pm, Channel 4
HARRY Hill needs to stop mucking around making programmes that are quite like it but aren’t really it, accept his destiny in the universe, and come back to ITV to make more episodes of TV Burp for Saturday teatimes, thereby increasing the amount of things worth watching on ITV on a Saturday by 100 per cent. Please, Harry. In the meantime, though, if you’ve been missing the man and his relentless commitment to being daft, here he is as one of the celebrities in the first episode of this special series for charity. The other contestants this week are Spandau Ballet’s Martin Kemp, comedian Roisin Conaty, and breakfast news guy Bill Turnbull, while Sandi Toksvig and Noel Fielding scurry around, egging everyone on. After the tension surrounding the show’s astonishingly seamless and successful move to Channel 4, there’s an enjoyable end-of-term feeling about it all – and Hill’s showstopper “biscuit scene” is one for the ages.