I invite you to snigger at list of right royal rejects
Bet the PM and royal brown-nosers will feel snubbed by Harry and Meghan’s rejection. No wedding invites for them? Tee-hee.
The couple have shunned dignitaries in favour of pals and charity workers.
I’m pleased for social enterprise worker Amy Wright, 26, from Dumfries, who deserves the recognition of an invite.
Doubt any of the rough-sleepers of Windsor will be invited for a noshup at the Castle though. Let them eat wedding cake, eh?