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Better late than never for Eboue Kouassi. The Ivory Coast midfielder grabbed the headlines after Hea r t s st r i ker Steven MacLean grabbed him by the haw maws during a game at Murrayf ield. Our game can be daft at times but ‘ Bawsgate’ had the ent ire nation gripped and took the nonsense to an entirely new level. It was absolutel y nuts.
The Tartan Army should be awarded Victoria Crosses for enduring some of Scotland’s friendlies in 2018.
Costa Rica, Mexico, Peru, Belgium, Portugal, jeez, with friends like these, who needs enemies?
This year has given us further evidence these games should be played behind closed doors, at 3am, in locations only revealed to the players an hour before kick-off.
Get them in the bin.
Rangers statements might go out on their website but they sti l l read l ike they should be formed out of words made from newspaper and magazine cuttings – and signed in blood. The Ibrox club didn’t quite hit the ‘concomitant’ heights this year but there were unmissable raspers aimed at Hibs, Celtic and
There’s a few Premiership managers who would love to get their hands on a pair but they are going to Tommy Wright and Neil McCann.
These two had a belter of a square go before McCa n n h i t t he canvas in Dundee.
Tommy’s tough but Neil ’s a wi ly f ighter and the SPFL could make a few quid by making it pay-per-view.
Pack your bags lads, Scottish football is going places again. We’ve got a top f light that’s tighter than Kelly Brook’s bikini, and the national team is in to the play-offs for the Euros. The future’s looking bright for our game again and we know 2019 will be just as nuts. Here’s to a crackers Christmas and a loopy New Year.