Sunday Mirror (Northern Ireland)
Quotes of the week
I cannot tell you the number of times people say: ‘I shower with you every morning’
Radio 4 presenter Sarah Montague on
the Today programme’s 60th birthday
You’re not going to get rid of me that easily
Strictly judge Bruno Tonioli vows to return after missing his first
show in 13 years
While it’s important to encourage children to visit, farting statues are definitely not the way to do it
A Victoria & Albert
worker fears plans allowing the Beano to take over the museum
You have caused my dog to behave in a totally unhabitual manner
French president Emmanuel Macron shifts the blame after his dog Nemo pees against a
fireplace at a meeting
Fortunately, she said yes
Holidaymaker Chris Jeans proposes to his girlfriend during a mid-air emergency as their plane
to Bali plunges 20,000ft
It’s difficult to distinguish a tune but nearly every day it involves a bagpipe solo
Ex Goodie Bill Oddie reveals tinnitus means he
hears music in his head
Love and kisses to you forever... stay sweet
Guitar legend
Jimi Hendrix’s 1967 note to a fan sells for £5,700
I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill... that line inspired me to dream
US rapper LL Cool J pays tribute to music pioneer Fats Domino who
died aged 89
We howled in the break. #So funny. I’m a t**t
This Morning’s Amanda Holden is red-faced after asking space
station astronaut Tim Peake if
he’d taken a souvenir from the moon