Quotes of the week

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I take it you don’t travel on your own trains

Vir­gin Rail pas­sen­ger mocks bil­lion­aire boss

Richard Bran­son for moan­ing that late­ness

an­noys him

This has noth­ing to do with money and ev­ery­thing to do with point­less, ad­dic­tive, vi­o­lent games which de­stroy imag­i­na­tion and fam­ily life

TV’s Kirstie All­sopp defends smash­ing up her

sons’ iPads

I’m as grumpy as the next man

Ex Python Michael Palin laughs off his nicest

man in Bri­tain la­bel

Men are also able to make break­fast

Coco Pops fan Hannah

Marie-Clay­ton, 10, chal­lenges Kel­logg’s over its ‘ap­proved by mums’ slo­gan – prompt­ing the

firm to change it to ‘ap­proved by par­ents’

Some­times dreams do come true

Eng­land bats­man Alas­tair Cook scores a cen­tury against In­dia in

his last Test in­nings

As long as I can ride a horse, I’ll be happy

Robert Red­ford con­tem­plates re­tire­ment af­ter star­ring in his

last film

Stor­mzy - not the weather but a rap­per from Croy­don

Po­lice in Lan­cashire com­pile a list of street slang in a bid to teach

col­leagues how to de­ci­pher youth lan­guage

Basil sends his sin­cer­est apolo­gies

Cat owner Jane Good­win apolo­gies to

neigh­bours af­ter her moggy brings home their un­der­wear in a four-month crime spree

There’s room for im­prove­ment, but she has en­thu­si­asm and that’s promis­ing

Strictly dancer Katya Jones says she’d love to show Theresa May a few moves af­ter the PM’s per­for­mance in Africa

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