Sunday Mirror (Northern Ireland)
Quotes of the week
I’m not that stupid
Prince Charles vows to stop meddling when he
finally becomes king
Sorry I’m late!
Record breaker Ross Edgley arrives back in Kent after swimming the 1,791 mile British coastline in 157 days. He thought it
would take 100
Everybody who does a stressful job needs a way to switch off, mine’s Lego
Culture Secretary
Jeremy Wright reveals his passion for
building Lego models, including a 4,500 piece
Star Wars’ Death Star
I am a young god... I’m in great shape and I want this to be recognised
Dutchman Emile Ratelband, 69, wants to
wipe 20 years off his official age – in the same way transgender people change sex – to help find love on dating app Tinder
There isn’t one law for the famous and one for the rest of the community
High Court judge Mr Justice Mostyn ticks off Ant McPartlin for failing to attend his divorce case
I said ‘I can’t kiss you, can I?’ And he said ‘No, you don’t’
Actress Emma
Thompson fails to break
convention while receiving her damehood from
Prince William
You are a rude, terrible person
Donald Trump loses his
cool with CNN’s Jim Acosta after the reporter refuses to hand back his
microphone at a White House press conference
Life will certainly seem longer
Tory MP Desmond Swayne
on government advice that we should drink less
and exercise more
Who wants all this newfangled 4K Ultra HD, satellite dishes or a screen that’s bigger than your room when you can have glorious black and white TV?
TV and radio historian Jeffrey Borinsky is not surprised by news that 7,161 people still have a
black and white set