Rooneys shape up...to ship out

WAYNE and Coleen Rooney head to the gym to shape up – a day after he was called in by Washington DC United for crisis talks.

The ex-England ace, 33, had to explain his arrest for “public swearing and intoxication” at a US airport last month. He claims he accidentally mixed booze with sleeping pills and was “disoriented.”

Coleen, 32, is said to be bored in the US.

Maybe she hopes they ship out instead.