Quotes of the week

Cor, blimey... thank you for the sandwiches

Actress Olivia Colman accepts a Golden Globe for her performance as

Queen Anne

Maybe I’m just a big old dinosaur

Jeremy Clarkson claims men can no longer get

top jobs at the BBC

People would come down the street and ask you to purr

Dancer and actress

Julie Newmar recalls playing Catwoman in the legendary TV

series

There will be no delay

Port of Calais chief Jean-Marc Puissesseau

debunks Project Fear predictions of long waits

at the border

Can women under 50 be invisible to you as well please?

A Twitter user

hits back at French writer Yann Moix for saying he can’t

love women over 50... despite being 50 himself

Don’t ask too many questions. Drink the undrinkable, eat the inedible. That’s what Imodium is for

Ex Bake Off host Sue Perkins says she once ate barbecued rat in China and spiders garnished with pig guts in Cambodia

I’ve come through 18 wars almost unscathed and I trip up at a railway station... I feel a complete

idiot

TV journalist Martin Bell recovers from facial injuries after tripping over his suitcase

This has been the Ladybird Book of Spin Operations

Tory Iain Duncan Smith

mocks Downing Street attempts to win backing

for its Brexit deal.

You’re a champion on and off the court

Tennis legend Billie Jean King pays tribute to Andy

Murray after he says injury is forcing him to

quit the sport