Quotes of the week

I’m such a fool

Prince Philip is pulled

from his wrecked Land Rover after a road crash that left two

women injured

In the words of Jon Snow, winter is coming

Michael Gove invokes Game of Thrones rhetoric to describe the

impact of rejecting the PM’s doomed

Brexit deal

People say to me: What’s the point of voting if Parliament is going to overturn the decision we made?

Labour MP John Mann says voters will feel betrayed if there’s a second referendum

The majority of ordinary people like to see posh folk behaving badly

Midsomer Murders star Neil Dudgeon defines the

enduring appeal of the

series

It’s a bit different from my normal 9.30am appointment

British dentist Paul Cassar flies to Armenia to treat a 30-stone bear

with a toothache

It’s everybody else who changed – not us

A New Year reveller on the Shetlands island of Foula, which follows the Julian not the Gregorian

calendar, explains why they celebrate a fortnight

after the rest of us

Hi-de-hi, Theresa

Comedy actress Su Pollard meets the PM at a Downing

Street reception

I missed you

Ant McPartlin makes his TV comeback on Britain’s

Got Talent

I won’t ever eat it. I don’t even like Creme Eggs

Ainslie Peters inherits a 45-year-old chocolate

egg given to her grandmother by her husband on

their first date