Quotes of the week

Simples

Theresa May quotes the meerkats off the TV ads to explain her latest

Brexit strategy.

Voters won’t have it. The last person to renege on their manifesto was Nick Clegg, and it didn’t end well for

him

Labour MP John Mann compares Jeremy Corbyn’s backing for a second EU

vote to the ex-LibDem chief’s tuition fees U-turn.

Some exciting news to share

Vodafone boss Antonio

Shabbir sparks anger after posing with an Irn Bru bottle and See You Jimmy hat in a message to Scottish staff facing

the sack.

He is a racist. He is a conman. He is a cheat

Donald Trump’s ex-lawyer Michael Cohen launches

a scathing attack in evidence to US Congress.

When I used to work as a cleaner, and I loved that job, I did spend quite a lot of time imagining this

Oscar winner Olivia Colman remembers life

as a struggling drama student as she receives her best actress award.

Cats are a mini-me. They are intimately bonded to their owners

Danielle Moore, professor

of feline medicine at Edinburgh University, says grumpy cats take after

their owners.

People say ‘Why don’t you get your teeth done?’ Get lost! I can open cans of drink with them

Comedy actor Ricky Gervais vows never to

get his teeth fixed.

No, no, a nice cup of Yorkshire tea

Artist David Hockney is

offered whisky after being freed from a lift.

I haven’t even seen any of the others.

Actor George Lazenby admits the only Bond film he’s watched is the one he starred in.