Quotes of the week
CUDDLING UP SQUEEZED OUT An MP mocks Theresa May’s promise to quit if Parliament backs her
doomed Brexit deal.
“We have blinked. We have baulked. We have bottled it completely.”
Boris Johnson accuses
Downing Street of bungling our departure
from the EU.
“I want a second referendum...A national disgrace.”
A Twitter user contests the result of a
Channel 5 poll which found
Britain’s favourite crisps.
“I just hope Gareth Southgate is watching so he can pick up a few tips.”
Piers Morgan prepares to take on Good
Morning Britain co-host Susanna Reid
in a charity football match.