Quotes of the week

We will rebuild

French president Emmanuel Macron vows to restore Notre Dame to its former glory

within five years.

Hello fellow humans. I wanted to be arrested on my 60th birthday but I haven’t quite managed that

Dame Emma Thompson jets 5,400 miles from

birthday celebrations in LA to join

Extinction Rebellion protesters in London.

Ah, it fits

Tiger Woods wins his first major golf championship in 14 years and his fifth

green jacket.

You could’ve killed him when you had the chance

Britain’s Got Talent judge David Walliams shares a joke with knife thrower Andre Gomonov when Simon Cowell takes his

assistant’s place.

No collusion. No obstruction... Game over

Donald Trump mocks his critics after claiming

he’s been cleared of colluding with Russia in

the 2016 election.

Did someone say Britpop?

Noel Gallagher’s

daughter Anais dresses

up as the Oasis star for

a pal’s 90s themed birthday party.

I’m going to die of something fairly soon, so why not enjoy myself?

EastEnders star June Brown, 92, refuses to give up boozing, smoking and

eating what she likes.

It’s not the kind of thing you expect to find in Doncaster

Mum Lisa Holmes spots a

flesh-eating piranha in a Yorkshire lake where duck

numbers are declining.

Are you an American or the future king?

Twitter user slams Prince

Charles for writing ‘civilization’, ‘realize’ and ‘agonizing’ in a letter

to France’s president. But

the ‘z’ is also an old English

spelling.