Quotes of the week
You’re a big girl’s blouse
Boris Johnson taunts Jeremy Corbyn for refusing to hold an
We can all do better
Globetrotting Prince Harry defends using private jets — after flying to Amsterdam for a climate conference.
I just don’t think they like Elvis
Elvis impersonator Dean Holland gets a noise abatement order for upsetting neighbours by
singing in his kitchen.
Sorry, I don’t think the plesiosaur idea holds up
Scientist Neil Gemmell says DNA samples show the Loch Ness monster is
probably a giant eel.
Before we become extinct, we felt we ought to have a get-together
Publican Nigel Smith plans a world-record gathering of men called Nigel amid fears the
name is dying out.
Leave the singing to me, that’s
all I ask
Tom Jones on
plans for a film of his life
Of course I feel guilt
Ex-host Jeremy Paxman admits he was too tough
on Newsnight guests.
I’ve drunk a lot of beers — but I’ve never spent this much before
Aussie sportswriter Peter
Lalor is accidentally charged £56,000 for a
£5.50 bottle of IPA.
If you’re all right for one of your pilots to look like this today, we’ll go to Alicante
Off-duty easyJet pilot
Michael Bradley quits his passenger seat to man the controls.
It’s absolutely beyond our expectations... to find it in little old Boxford is something
Historian Joy Appleton unveils a 1,700-year-old Roman mosaic, the only one of its kind in Britain,
in a Berkshire village.