MELANIEBLAKE

Guest columnist

Last week, after three years, and thinking I was invincible, Covid finally got me. And it hit me like a truck and took me out for an entire week.

After being stuck in, I now know I don’t ever want to go to prison.

On a serious note, I don’t ever remember feeling that unwell – so please stay safe and stay aware.

I was horrified to see photos of Katie Price after her 16th boob job. Does she know it’s 2023, not 1990?

Not only do they look painful, they’re wonky and, after complications from previous breast surgeries, she’s risking her health. It’s been a tragedy to watch Katie struggle through everything over the past few years.

The public still want her to turn things around but looking like this risks turning even her most die-hard supporters against her.

I hope she comes to her senses and finds decent doctors to repair her, both mentally and physically.

There is a fruit and veg shortage in the UK. With the current lack of supply, we are told prices are likely to be hiked. The reason for this vegetable wipe-out is apparently cold weather in Spain and Morocco.

I don’t want to sound glib, because I know it’s important to 95% of the country, but as a woman who rarely sees a vegetable on her plate, this is one shortage I can live through.

However, if we run out of Coca-Cola and Chupa Chups, I’ll be screwed.

Welch. Anyone I am devastated by the death of Raquel of the most beautiful over 40 will remember her as one too – although her status women in the world. She was funny, great sense of humour. as a sex symbol undermined her fact she seemed so Although 82 is a decent age, the appearances but then youthful and healthy during recent more shocking. died so suddenly makes it all the who fought the Raquel was a much-underrated actress gender equality decades male-dominated studio system for world. One of the last before the women of today’s showbiz sorely missed. icons of the golden era, she will be