Quotes of the week

Once a war really happens the result will be nothing but multiple loss. No one can be a winner

Chinese foreign minister says North Korea tensions must stop

It’s not so much what I thought, it’s what I felt - probably the word shame comes to mind

United Airlines boss apologies after a 69-year-old passenger is dragged off an overbooked flight

Keith’s blue lamp will shine bright forever

TV chef Chief Inspector

pays tribute to murdered PC Keith Palmer, left

You’ll never walk alone

chant their defiance after a bomb attack on the German side’s coach

This is a new frontier...

Nasa scientist says alien life may exist on one of Saturn’s moons, 790m miles away from Earth

An office is somewhere for business to be transacted and we don’t need a cat around

Mayor calls for the eviction of Missy the Tewkesbury town hall moggie

I don’t want to be the male version of Mary Berry. I’m more wrinkly than her anyway

says he rejected becoming a Great British Bake Off judge

These are the most enjoyable scripts I have been sent in the last 100 years

prepares for his first BBC sitcom after vowing never to work again at the Beeb

It’s really unnerved me. He’s being really nice - I don’t like it

Britain’s Got Talent judge says Simon Cowell has shed his Mr Nasty image