Naomi: 47 and I don’t give a s*** Supermodel all set for birthday bash to forget

Susan Sarandon opted for my fave look of the festival – silk PJs, fluffy slippers and a full face of make-up. The legend was at the L’Oreal cinema showing of Thelma And Louise and said she hopes the film encourages people not to “settle” in relationships.

I can’t wait to rock that pyjama look. I’ll have lunch at Hotel du Cap, then come into Cannes and do a movie premiere. I’ll go home, get changed, then go to a party. That’s when the madness begins.

I was staying on a boat and woke in St Tropez. I remember opening my cabin window thinking “this isn’t Cannes”. I left all my luggage on the boat and just took my phone because I had to go to the Amfar party. It took me two days to get my luggage back.

I limit myself to two glasses of champagne a night here. In my younger days, I used to go to all the clubs. I have to look after my dog, d’Artagnan, as I’ve brought him from LA.

Julianne Moore and Michelle Williams were upstaged by their 13-year-old co-star at a party to celebrate their film Wonderstruck. Jaden Michael jumped on to the bar at Nikki Beach and started dancing at the swanky bash, as the girls cheered. Julianne, 56, told me she was having a “fabulous” Cannes. Rihanna swept on to the red carpet at Cannes looking positively bridal in this stunning floor-length gown. The 29-year-old star has made a number of appearances at the French film festival in a series of ultra-glam frocks. Here the singer was attending the Okja premiere in Dior.