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CHEEKY! The Duchess of York puckers up for a kiss but only gets a smacker on the ear.
Brit painter Sacha Jafri, 41, rewarded her for signing a mural to sell at an Artists for Peace and Justice charity auction in Dubai.
Fergie, 59, was guest of its actor co-chairs Ben Stiller (left), 53, and Susan Sarandon, 72.