3 lions on a shhhhhhirt

IT’S possible that some football fans will be allowed back into the grounds for the start of the next season. But there could be a ban on singing and chanting, as that can spread germs. So fans will have to act as if they’re in a silent film. If the referee makes a bad decision, they’ll have to faint with shock, while holding up a card saying “Such dreadful injustice. It was clearly a dive”, with flowery writing around the edge.

When their team scores, they can clasp their hands and look upwards, holding a card that says “we must thank the Lord for such joy”.

And when it’s disallowed for no reason they can shake their fist, and hold a card that’s says “******* **** VAR is ****”.