Virus drives everyone nuts in Paris
Paris was gridlocked this week because the second national lockdown in France was announced.
Many people in Central Paris live in tiny apartments, so they decided to leave.
From my experience of driving in Paris, what they will do instead is get as far as the roundabout round the Arc de Triomphe, then drive round and round tooting at everyone while leaning out of the window growling “Allez”, unable to get across to their exit for about two months.
By then, the lockdown should be over, so they’ll all go home, and look forward to doing it all again when the third lockdown starts.