Quotes of the week
A half-blind dwarf who was bombed by the Germans and run over by a trolley bus
World Cup winner Nobby Stiles’ characterisation of himself is remembered after his death aged 78
There’s no need for a civil war
Sir Keir Starmer calls for Labour unity after Jeremy Corbyn’s suspension from the Party
Four more years of George, er, George, er...
Presidential hopeful Joe Biden forgets Donald Trump’s name during an online address
Girls just want to have sun
Kim Kardashian faces a social media backlash for jetting off to a luxurious private island for her 40th birthday
Over the years, I’ve often been compared to Bob Dylan. Eg: Compared to Bob Dylan, you’re not very good
Poet John Cooper Clarke looks back on his career
That’s when I knew I had made it – free chips
Olympic gold medalwinning cyclist Chris Boardman remembers getting a free portion at his local chippy
Very nice
Kazakhstan’s tourism board adopts the saying of spoof character Borat to boost the country’s profile
I suspect it’s time to gracefully exit the Chippendale market
Veteran pop star Cliff Richard, 80, says he will no longer be posing topless in his annual calendar