US count in a right state

Incidentally, how long does it take to count votes in places like Arizona?

There must be two old men with beards in rocking chairs going: “That’s one. Ahem. Now pass me another one, here we go, fetch another one, two, let’s fold them up nice and neat. Now I’m gonna go and sit in ma hammock for a minute as my mama always told me not to get too stressed about nothing.”