Sunday Mirror

San Marino who are ya?

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England started their

World Cup qualifying matches this week, beating San Marino 5-0. What was the point of that?

I visited San Marino last year, and I’m not sure they have eleven people, so they did well to get a team out.

I wandered around the central square for an hour and didn’t see one person.

Presumably there was a match on and everyone was playing.

On Thursday night one of their players was substitute­d in the second half. But it wasn’t to strengthen the central defence, it was because he was called home to sign for an Amazon delivery.

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