DRIVING US UP THE POLE

Flags! That’s what we need to make everything all right.

The Government is ordering all their buildings to fly a British flag

everY DAY.

ISN’T eNouGH.

But this

Anyone who works for the Government should have a Union Jack tattooed across their face – including librarians and lollipop ladies.

Traffic lights should be changed so they’re red, white and blue. And if that means everyone crashes, that’s all the better. It should be an honour to have your car written off due to the colours of this great country.

Every building should have three lions wandering around the office.

Let’s hear no more of this whining attitude of, “Oooo I’m scared since one of them ate Eileen who works in the post room”.

No government employee should be allowed to eat without first repeating the entire match commentary of England winning the World Cup in 1966.

And every toilet in a government building should have a statue of Winston Churchill, so we can give thanks to the great man while we’re mid-dump.

Because if it wasn’t for him we’d have lost to Napoleon and would now have to put up with no end of stupid rules.

We’d be living under tyranny, that’s what we’d be doing.