Working out how to avoid fashion police

With the end of lockdown in sight, I’ve been looking forward to getting out of my joggers and sweatshirts.

The thought of putting on a dress and going out to meet a friend for coffee excites me more than you can imagine. So I thought I’d check the fashion trends for the spring/summer months, and I was horrified to learn that it’s cropped tops and highwaisted trousers.

It’s got to be the worst combination ever.

Where have these fashion people been?

Crop tops? After lockdown and its constant eating and restricted movement?

I’m going to have to adapt the look.

I’d rather be in lockdown than locked up for fashion crimes.