Sunday Mirror

Cat got your tongue again


Something we should all look forward to when all this is over is having something to say when a friend calls. For the last year, 90% of phone calls have gone: “What have you been up to?”

“I looked out of the window. I saw a cat. Then it went away.“

“Same here.” (Tenminute pause). “Bye then. Keep in touch.”

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