Bring on a trip to the barbers
BAD HAIR DAY
Who are these people whose hair still looks decent?
You’ve been cheating, haven’t you? You’ve crept into secret hairdressers, like illegal drinking clubs in 1920s Chicago.
Mine’s such a state that I can’t see, and it’s quite possible that when I went for my jab, I went to a tattooist by mistake.
So I’m not vaccinated, but I have got a picture of a python covering the top half
of my arm.