Sunday Mirror

Bring on a trip to the barbers



Who are these people whose hair still looks decent?

You’ve been cheating, haven’t you? You’ve crept into secret hairdresse­rs, like illegal drinking clubs in 1920s Chicago.

Mine’s such a state that I can’t see, and it’s quite possible that when I went for my jab, I went to a tattooist by mistake.

So I’m not vaccinated, but I have got a picture of a python covering the top half

of my arm.

 ??  ?? No fringe benefits
No fringe benefits

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