Quality way to Phil TV airtime
Over 100,000 people complained because so many television schedules were rearranged following the death of Prince Philip. But I think not enough shows were changed.
UK Gold should have shown a Wish You Were Here special, in which Judith Chalmers, above, attempts to travel to over 50 nations and insult all of them in under a day.
And Sky Sports should have cancelled its football and, out of respect, shown old footage of International Game Hunting with Jamie Carragher as a pundit,
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Apparently Strictly Come Dancing will ask Covid man Chris Whitty to appear on this year’s show, as mocked up above. This would be a brilliant choice, as the big scandal won’t be if he’s caught kissing his dancer, but if he forgets to wash his hands before the tango and gives her a new Angolan variant of coronavirus.