New ways to greet his royal painfulness

It must be confusing for Prince Harry, being part of a monarchy while he’s doubting its purpose.

Now he’s talked of his “genetic pain and suffering”, of his therapy, and criticised Prince Charles as a father.

People often wonder what is the correct way to address each member of the Royal Family.

But the formal way to greet Harry now must be: “Are you OK, Harry? Are you? Stay strong and love yourself, my angelic Duke – tell yourself each morning ‘I AM worthy of love’ and find the shaft of light in every day, be kind to yourself, please – of Sussex.”