Quotes of the week

I actually drive a diesel

Tory climate tsar Alok

Sharma promises his next car will be

electric No one is above the law

Met police chief Cressida Dick says the force will

review allegations

against Prince Andrew Why can’t we just accept they are cleverer?Exams

expert Professor Alan Smithers explains why girls get better results

than boys We’re just a bus stop in Hounslow, we’re not supposed to be here

Brentford boss Thomas Frank celebrates the club’s topflight return

after beating Arsenal

Don’t date those dancers!

Gordon Ramsay sends a video message

to daughter Tilly after she signs up for

Strictly. My diet went totally out of the window. I had wine and pasta and dairy and everything I’m not supposed to have it was great

Gwyneth Paltrow gives in to temptation while on holiday in Italy This is me, this is what I do now

Max

Woosey, 11, spends his 500th night camping out to raise funds for charity

and vows not to stop What half-baked idiot would do this? ... Absolutely Heinzous crime

A villager

sees the lighter side after vandals pour baked

beans through letterboxes and over cars

in Wonersh, Surrey