The only ambition here is to make La Banque de Messi a lot richer

SO Lionel Messi reckons he joined Paris Saint-Germain because they share his ‘football ambitions’.

You’d have respected him more had he been honest and said it was because they were willing to share with him what equates to the best part of a million quid a week for two, possibly even three, years instead.

LEO’S LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE... Barca tears over, the Parc des Princes calculator is out