Confused? Ask Harry

BET that Harry Kane’s still got all his faculties.

Tottenham head to Chelsea (4.30pm) bright as a button after their lastgasp heroics at Leicester.

In contrast, Chelsea seemed a bit, well, lost at Brighton. Thomas Tuchel said: “At some point you sit on the bus and think, ‘Where are we going?’”

I hear you, Tom. Adrift on a tide of confusion? Hello darkness, my old friend. I found myself looking for the car keys in the fridge the other day.

Chelsea’s brand of befuddlement is all down to a torturous schedule says Tuchel, as today’s visit of Spurs will be the Blues’ 21st game since the start of November.

‘Diddums’ is a word you don’t hear so much of these days, isn’t it?

You hear a deal less about how Kane (above) is all washed-up, too. He scored his 19th goal of 2021-22 for club and country in midweek. He’s found the net in six of his last 12 Spurs games.

Yes, he’s had three full gallops at Chelsea so far this season and come up with nothing. Tottenham mustered just five shots on target across two legs of the League Cup semi this month. Another tight clash looks favourite.

But the vibes from Spurs’ dramatic midweek win were so strong that the standout 2/1 ‘Kane anytime’ is hard to resist. Last week: Winner at 5/6