Can’t bear the winter months

It’s the favourite time for these people who love opening all the windows and doors, even when it’s freezing.

So you put on three jumpers, two coats and five blankets, and lean against the door to stop a polar bear that’s drifted here in an icy hurricane from Greenland from coming inside, and they say: “Nonsense. It’s February – that’s almost summer. Enjoy

the fresh air.”